That thing where you step onto a subway platform at the rear of a station but, knowing the station where you’ll be getting off, it’s more convenient for you to be at the front of the train so you start making your way down the platform until you pass someone waiting at the center of the platform who is really attractive, so suddenly it becomes more convenient for you to board the center of the train and then, when stepping through its doors, you see that this attractive person is also someone who actually moves in to the center of the car and you’re pretty sure it’s true love.
#Yankees acquire LHP Chris Capuano from the Rockies for cash considerations.— New York Yankees (@Yankees)July 24, 2014
My series of thoughts after reading this:
Oh wait, Capuano was on the Rockies? When did he leave the Dodgers?
Wait, Capuano was last on the Red Sox?
Ohhhh right that sounds vaguely familiar but I think I chose to selectively forget that.
Wait, Capuano was on the Mets?
Ohhhh right that sounds vaguely familiar but things about the Mets never really stick.